The idiots in the USPS
"The idiots in the USPS haven’t delivered them yet, the glasses are still in Denver."

Sporty sunglasses and reading glasses in one, problem solved! The Senate from Foster Grant® combines the best of both worlds with the 100% UVA-UVB protection you’d expect from a pair of sunglasses with the strengths you need to see in a reading glass.These sunglasses for reading feature a reader portion at the bottom of the lens. The remainder of the lens is a sunglass with no magnification. Not a full lens diopter.
Senate SunReaders®